Faimley Sangs
Wan two three, ma grannie went tae sea
Dee ee eff, ma grannie went def
Goin tae the fitba an shoutin at the ref
When ah wis single, ah used tae comb ma hair
Wan says 'Mammy, help me intae ma pram'
She's yer mammy's mammy
Ma would you like a bite?
Ma maw's a millionaire
